POP TV - J'aime La Nasty Amidala.

[Edit: Go here now to see the video. The clip was pulled from YouTube due to threats of copyright infringement. The shitheads at NBC don't understand that the sites that showcase their videos are giving them free advertising, and are also giving SNL a larger audience. As Natalie said best herself, 'Yo shut the f*ck up and suck my d*ck!]

Words cannot describe how funny this is.

This is from Natalie Portman's appearance on SNL last night.

Here are the lyrics as best as I can understand them:

I don't sleep muthaf**ka
on (?)that yak and a turbin(??)
doin' 120 gettin' head while I'm swervin,
(damn, natalie, you one crazy chick!)
Yo shut the f**k up and suck my d**k!

I'm (?)bustin 2 valves
like gushes muthaf**ka(?)
Roll up on NBC
and smack the shit out of Jeff Zucker!

(What you want Natalie?)
To drink and fight
(What you need Natalie?)
To f**k all night!

Don't tempt me when I'm crazy
(?)on that airplane crew(?)
Put my foot down your mouth
Til you shit in my shoe!

Leave ya screamin'
Pay for my dry cleanin'
F**k your man
It's my name that he's screamin'!

All the kids lookin' up to me
can suck my d**k!
(?)It's pointless(?) muthaf**cka
Drink til I'm sick!

Slit your throat
And pour matches down the hole
Watch (?)you laugh(?) and cry
While I laugh you die!

And all the dudes
you know I'm talkin' to you
(We love you Natalie!)
I wanna f**k you too!

(P!)
Is for Portman!
(P!)
Is for pussy!
I'll kill your f**kin' dog for fun
so don't push me!

(laughter)

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
I snorted all the yay

I got a def posse
you got a buncha dudes
I'll sit right down on your face
and take a shit!

(Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch!)
HELL YEAH!
(And I always pay for your dry cleanin',
When my shit gets in your shoes!)

WHAT!

(As for the drug use,
well I can't vouch for that
My d**k is scared of you
Owww)

WHAT!

[END]

If you can fill me in on the things I couldn't get, or things I made a mistake on, please let me know!

POP TV - Another Four Bite the Dust.

See ya never David Radford, Jose "Sway" Penala, Brenna Gethers & Heather Cox.

Because of America's vote this week, I am already way off in my predictions. Now I have no idea who's going to make it into the Top 12.

If only I could master the knowledge to determine what causes you to lose the competition:

Eating Salad or Pizza?

PERS - Memories...

I was talking to an ex-co-worker from my tech support days back in Miramichi when he reminded me that I had a portfolio on the internet.

It's from back in 2001. It's made using Flash and it's way out of date.

In fact, the email address mentioned in it no longer exists.

I checked. That sucks.

Visit it here.

Enjoy.